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« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2006, 10:39:52 PM »
Reina

Reina giggled and walked with Ayaka and Megumi to the resturaunt.

"I think this is an American place." She said.

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« Reply #81 on: October 09, 2006, 10:47:51 PM »
AYAKA

"Hooters!? Why am I not surprised Megumi?"

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« Reply #82 on: October 09, 2006, 10:56:16 PM »
Megumi

"With me, it never is a surprise."

Megumi winks and smiles at Ayaka and Reina, giggling about what Ayaka just said.

::Greeter:: "Hi, welcome to HOOTERS, please follow me and we'll get you seated."

"Thank you, and a non-smoking section would be great."

::Greeter:: "Sure thing......here you go, non-smoking and seating for three, your server will be along soon."

"Thank you." says Megumi, eyeing that ass on the her as she walks away.

"Mmmmm, mmm, now thats a tasty treat she has there."

"This place is nice, and I especially like what they wear in here, those very short shorts and that small shirt,showing off all dem curves."

"Reina, Ayaka, what do you think?"

"Isn't this place great."
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #83 on: October 09, 2006, 11:01:09 PM »
Reina

She giggled and nodded. "This place is nice. I can't wait to see the curves also." She winked and giggled a little more.

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« Reply #84 on: October 09, 2006, 11:26:15 PM »
Yossi
 
"Koha-chan... this is... You didn't have to do this for me!"
:: Koharu kiss Yossi ::
"ummmm... chocolate kiss flavour ;). Next time I'll order this ice cream :)"
Koharu: "If it's of my business... what were you talking about with your mom, Yocchan?".
"... She just called to tell me how fun she was having on her trip... sometimes I fell pity for my father for having to put up with her, hahahaha."
:: Looking at her new skirt smiling ::
"I'll wear this on our second date, I love it. Btw how do you know my size? ;)"
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« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2006, 12:34:28 AM »
Rika:*hears voices from afar* "I thought someone called for me."

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« Reply #86 on: October 10, 2006, 12:52:12 AM »
Kusumi Koharu

*Blushing, she didn't really know how to answer Yoshizawa's question, but it just slipped out of her mouth*.
 
"It's just that... I pay a lot of attention to you, Yocchan...".
 
*Then, Koharu smiled and approached her lover, taking her hands between hers and start carressing it while she said*.
 
"So, what now? Are we going back to the dorms or could we go eat something? To tell you the truth, I'm getting kinda hungry, Yocchan!".

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« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2006, 12:59:21 AM »
Yossi

"I don't want to end our date this soon... so let's go to a restaurant!"
"But please, I DON'T want hamburguers... :P"
:: Takes Koharu's hand and begins to walk, looking for a good res ::

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« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2006, 07:22:14 PM »
Megumi

"I hope we get to order soon, really need some food."

::Waitress:: "Hi, how you doing, my name is Sindy and I'll be your waitress today. OK, What can I get you to drink?"

Looking over the menu, Megumi makes a quick decision on what she have to drink.

"You know, I'll have a beer, better yet bring a pitcher, that'll be just great."

::Waitress:: "Ok, thats one pitcher of beer, now what can I get for for the others."

Megumi looks over the menu some more, trying to decide on what she'll have to eat, while Reina and Ayaka give their drink orders to the waitress.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2006, 07:58:42 PM »
Reina

Reina looked at the menu and finally looked up at the waitress, being face to face with a giant bosom. She turned away, trying not to stare and says, "I'll have a coke..."

She quickly turned her eyes to the menu.

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« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2006, 08:47:53 PM »
AYAKA

"hmm I'll have a cider please!"

:re-reads the menu to decide on what to eat:

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« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2006, 09:08:25 PM »
Megumi

::Waitress:: "Ok, thats one pitcher of beer, one Coke, and one Cider. I'll go get your drinks and take your orders when I get back."

"Thank you.", says Megumi, watching the waitress walk off, seeing those boobies bouncing and spying a sweet piece that she can't hide in them shorty shorts.

"Ok, when she gets back, I'm going to order the Beer-battered Chicken Strips, a small salad, and.....oh, this looks tasty, Beer-battered Catfish, yummy."

"Thats what I'm gonna get."

"How about you both, decided yet on what you what."
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2006, 09:26:09 PM »
Reina

Reina looked through the menu and said, "I might have the snow crab legs and then a small side salad."

She looked at Ayaka, "What about you?"

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« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2006, 09:53:39 AM »
SAITO



Saito woke up in a daze. Her ass, massively bruised as if a thousand kendo sticks had beaten it like a WacArnold's employee would do to the egg product in an Egg WacMuffin. The impact of the fart had completely tore up her asshole, she could barely stand up. She could even feel pieces of doo doo around her.

Ohhhh...my ass. Where am I?? What happened??

:: Saito looks around. The explosion had took out half the food court, there was crying babies, and police tape EVERYWHERE. She turns her head... ::

CAMERA ZIPS TOWARDS WHAT IS LEFT OF WACO BELL.

There are detectives putting hand cuffs on the same Pinoy whom she flirted with earlier. "Yer going away for a long time JFC!! Thought you'd get away with putting Anal Ipecac in the beef mix, eh!! Take em away Tubbs!"

So that's it...Saito grabs her stomach at the thought of all the burritos she ate. Why the fuck would make him do that? **(see note below)

FLASHBACK AT KAMEI SCREAMING AT THE CROWD TO GET THE FUCK OUT

:: Saito's eyes bulged like the ORLY owl ::

GRRRRRRROWWWLL!!! I KNEW IT!! IT WAS KAMEI AGAIN!!

* Suddenly 1 and 1 and 1 equals 4...as her mind calculated the obvious set up by her nemesis...in order to get wotas cheering for Metro Rabbits, Kamei must've sabotaged the Waco Bell burritos so I'd make a fool out of myself *AGAIN* and give the well-established GATAS a bad name!! *

Well, I ain't taking this SMEAR CAMPAIGN no more!! You messed with the wrong bitch!! I'm SAITO!! And when you mess with me!! YOU GOTS TO FLEE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"Mommy, I'm scared!!"

:: Saito looked down at a lil kid gripping her parent tightly ::

"Don't talk to the hobos shirenu!!" as  the mother grabbed the kid and made for the exits.

:: Saito never does get the last laugh....embarrassed by a 2 year old, she headed for the exits...to the parking lot, she needed a ride ::

YOU!!

:: Saito yells at a pizza delivery boy on a scooter ::

"Huh??"

:: before the pizza boy could turn around, Saito whipped out her two Taiko sticks, the same ones she trained with Goto Maki for her concert ::

BADAP!! BADAP!!

:: The pizza boy was beat in pure double olisi style as Saito guffawed at the pile of blood that was the pizza boy. ::

Now it's time for some FREEEAAKIN PAYBACK!!

:: Saito started the scooter and zooomed TOWARDS THE METRO RABBITS FIELD!!!! ::


** daigong's note: The Pinoy Prankster was actually an actor for the stunt/prank show "JPHIP'd JACKASS" - the entire scene was filmed for the TV show. The detectives themselves were actors.

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« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2006, 02:41:50 PM »
AYAKA

"I think I'll be messy and go with the ribs! Hope there's lots of napkins!"

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« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2006, 03:09:27 PM »
Reina

Reina giggled and saw the waitress coming back with their drinks, her bosom bouncing with every step.

"Okay, we have a pitcher of beer, a coke, and a cider." The waitress said as she set the drinks on the table, and got a pen and order pad out. "Now, what can I get you three ladies to eat?"

"I'll have the snow crab legs and a small side salad with ranch dressing." Reina said.

"Okay, one snow crab legs with side salad and ranch dressing." She looked at Ayaka, "And you?"

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« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2006, 03:52:46 PM »
AYAKA

(English) "I'll have the ribs please."

:waitress looks dumbfounded:

"Oh, um, I'll have the ribs please."

An american restaurant that doesn't understand English!?

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« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2006, 03:59:35 PM »
Reina

The waitress nodded and wrote it down. She looked at Megumi with a smile and asked, "And for you?"

"An American resturant that doesn't understand English? Weird..." Reina thought.

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« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2006, 05:30:59 PM »
Megumi

As the waitress turned to her to ask for her order, Megumi's eyes are fixed on all that boobage she's carrying.

::thinking:: I know what I'd really like to get my mouth on....mmmmm.

"I'll have the Beer-Battered Chicken Strips, a small salad, and the Beer-Battered Catfish."

::Waitress:: "Ok, thats one order of Ribs, one ored of Snow Crab Legs with a side salad and Ranch dressing, one Beer-Battered Chicken Strips and Catfish, and a small salad.......Ok, will there be anything else?"

"I believe thats it then, thank you......if you don't mind me saying, you look very good in what you're wearing, that shirt and those shorts hug your curves ever so nicely."

Megumi smiles and winks at the waitress, Sindy, running her eyes over her curves.

::Waitress, Sindy:: Blushing, "Oh, why, t-thank you, thats very kind of to say. I'll get your orders to the cooks and they'll get started on them."

Smiling, the waitress, Sindy, walks off to get their food orders to the cooks, and as she's almost to the cooks looks back and winks and smiles at Megumi, who just happened to be eyeing her ass as she walked off.

Megumi winks back at Sindy with a big smile on her lips....pouring herself some beer from the pitcher and taking a drink, she knows that she really likes this place a whole lot now.

"So, what do my girls really think about this place, hmm, do you like it?"

"I like this place plenty, in fact, might even came back here from time to time."

::thinking:: And with these waitresses, its a sure bet that I will be back here semi-often.

Smiling at her thought, Megumi drinks some more beer and waits for their orders to come.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2006, 05:46:25 PM »
Reina

At Megumi's comment, Reina felt a fire in the pit in her stomach flame up. She looked at herself and thought, "If only I could be like that, then maybe Megumi would feel the same way for me..."

The rest of the time waiting, Reina just stayed quiet while Ayaka and Megumi chatted.

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