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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2200 on: January 04, 2009, 07:59:45 AM »
LOL!! http://www.gyantscoop.com/2009/01/sir_charles_jus.html Thanks Masa for the link.



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Charles Barkley is wasting no time in getting his name in the "Top 10 Stories of 2009".

Yesterday Gyantscoop.com, put you on to the news about Barkely's surprising DUI bust, Wednesday morning in Scottsdale, AZ. And now, new details is emerging about the ultra-embarassing incident. Apparently fidelity is simply a noble trait as it's been discovered that "Sir Charles was in the vehicle with an unidentified woman who is not his wife. And that ain't it....

According to various news sources, when asked about the woman Barkely gave the most realist comment in celebrity history. Check his comment:

Barley said: "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," the once aspiring politican replied when officers quizzed him about why he was driving drunk.

Charles says it was "the best one he had ever had in his life."

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2201 on: January 05, 2009, 09:30:11 AM »
I LOVE IT. Celtics lose to the Knicks BWAHAHAHA. Wizards punk the Cavs.



Kobe drops another 26. Lakers best record in the NBA WUT WUT with their 15th straight at home with defense that makes Shaq taste his ass. Too bad Luke is out.

Says Black Mamba: "We have quite a few home games here, so we look forward to trying to stretch this out a little bit. We have plenty more gears to go to. Plenty more. I haven’t even played in third gear yet.” The Corvette just smashed through the Brick Wall 8)

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2202 on: January 05, 2009, 10:45:09 PM »
Yay, Knicks, but I still think they should flop this season.
And rofl on Barkley. Can't wait to see him on TNT this week.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2203 on: January 07, 2009, 04:43:44 PM »


Kobe dropping 40!! MVP! MVP! Lakers giving Sun Yue some minutes!!?

FUCK YEAH Sun Yue give the guy some minutes Phil!!! wtf!!!

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2204 on: January 10, 2009, 01:59:43 AM »
Ah, Barkley's not gonna be on TV for awhile... Too bad for Inside the NBA.
Celts Cavs tonight. Preview of Eastern Conf. Finals?

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2205 on: January 10, 2009, 10:49:06 AM »
LOL fuck that Ping. It's gonna be Heat vs Cavs - cuz CELTICS ARE OLD!! Man Lebron fingernail bited his way to 38 over em. TOO GOOD!! I miss Barkley- bet TNT/NBA forced him so he doesn't have to answer questions about getting a blowjob  :lol:

Lamar goes down! BOOM. Hyper extended - Kobe came back from that in days. But damn - Lakers keep on smoking. Hornets aside, finally avenging their first loss of the season tonite vs Pacers! Sun Yue and all them bench players finally gonna get they minutes. Even Mihm might get double figures haha.



Kobe is so gonna get MVP. Why he wasn't even mentioned even tho his team is the best is beyond me. Now with injuries he IS stepping it up. MANS GAME!! I predict him to overtake the scoring lead by All-Star break.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2206 on: January 10, 2009, 01:42:18 PM »
I don't know man, D-Wade is carrying the team like Kobe did a few years ago. It's gonna be close.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2207 on: January 11, 2009, 01:09:57 AM »
The Lakers don't need Kobe to score 25+ points per game to win any more. That's why I don't think Kobe is going to win the scoring title this year.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2208 on: January 11, 2009, 05:39:51 AM »
The Lakers don't need Kobe to score 25+ points per game to win any more. That's why I don't think Kobe is going to win the scoring title this year.

qft, exactly my reasoning.  :D

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2209 on: January 12, 2009, 08:39:18 PM »
Nah...you'll see guys. When Kobe needs to takeover, he is gonna. Trusting his teammates gives him the all around game that makes him MVP. Like how they justified Steve Nash's MVPs. The bonus, when KOBE shoots badly. There's others to pick him up. Tonite by Bynum! Smoking the Heat.
 


Clutch performance, I like Josh Powell's hustle too on the 2nd unit.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2210 on: January 13, 2009, 05:35:10 AM »
Knicks center Eddy Curry was slapped with a shocking sex-harassment suit Monday by his former driver, who claims the 6-foot-11 hoopster tried to solicit gay sex from him.

The stunning court papers claim Curry, a married father of three, repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky "in the nude," allegedly telling him, "Look at me, Dave, look" and "Come and touch it, Dave."

Curry also made Kuchinsky perform "humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them," the Manhattan federal court suit says.

Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including "f---ing Jew," "cracker," "white slave," "white devil" and "grandmaster of the KKK."

The sex allegations hark back to the bad old days of Isiah Thomas running the team, when the team's VP of marketing, Anucha Browne Sanders, filed a 2006 sexual harassment suit claiming the general manager made advances toward her and even said he "loved" her. He also allegedly called her "ho" and "bitch."

She also complained the team was allowed to become a sleazy old-boys club, in which Stephon Marbury had sex with a female intern in an SUV. In the end, Sanders was awarded $11.6 million in punitive damages and the Knicks settled with her.

And in a disturbing episode reminiscent of some of the evidence in the manslaughter case against former Nets star Jayson Williams, Kuchinsky further claims in his suit that Curry pointed a "fully loaded" gun at him on at least two separate occasions to keep him from complaining about his treatment.

"Look, I have one in the chamber," Curry allegedly said.

Kuchinsky, who worked for Curry from October 2005 through October 2008, says he was initially hired as an around-the-clock chauffeur for Curry and his family at their Burr Ridge, Ill., mansion.

But shortly after starting work, he soon found his duties fell well outside his job description and "progressively became Curry's "house-boy,'" his suit says. He is seeking $98,000 plus compensatory damages from the injured Knick, whose contract pays him $9.4 million this year.

Kuchinsky says he is owed $68,000 in unpaid wages, as well as $25,000 in expenses for which Curry never repaid him.

"Instead of paying him, they discriminated against him, figuring that it would keep him there," said Kuchinsky's lawyer, Matthew Blit. "Imagine going into your boss's office ... and he stands up and drops his pants and he asks you take care of him. Those actions are unacceptable whether it's in a corporate office or a private home."

Curry, who has played just 2 minutes, 38 seconds this season because of knee injuries, declined to comment late Monday in New Orleans, where he was expected to sit out the Knicks' game against the Hornets.

His lawyer, Kelly Saindon, denied all of Kuchinsky's allegations, calling them "absolutely untrue," and saying he began making a series of claims for unpaid wages several months ago, upping the ante each time.

Saindon said Curry took a chance on hiring Kuchinsky despite a criminal record that includes a three-year prison sentence for a 1992 burglary in New Jersey. He also got three years' probation in a 2004 resisting-arrest case in the Garden State, records show.

"It's shocking that Eddy opened his home to a convicted felon out of prison, and gave him a job when he couldn't find a job, and this is what comes out of it," she said. "The entire thing is preposterous."

Kuchinsky's lawyer conceded his client's "troubled past," but said that was all behind him.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2211 on: January 13, 2009, 07:40:58 AM »
^ Wow is all I can say.  :doh:

I just found out that Jordan Farmar writes a blog for Playboy.com once a week.

You can find them all here http://www.playboy.com/blog/sports/
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2212 on: January 15, 2009, 05:42:27 AM »
FUCK LAKERS GOT ROBBED!! :angry: :angry:

Horrible ... the Manu call, the "traveling" at the end. I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say.  :tama-mad:

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2213 on: January 15, 2009, 06:17:14 AM »
again, those bias referees. :thumbdown:

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2214 on: January 15, 2009, 06:45:42 PM »
Spurs  :thumbdown:
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2215 on: January 16, 2009, 04:37:28 AM »
Lakers Kobe Bryant Sells Ankle Insurance....New Nike Viral Video  :rofl: :rofl:
[youtube=425,350]cPnRFkPWyDM[/youtube]

Kobe on a horse  :rofl:

http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/nikebasketball/en_US/notmybrokenankles
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2216 on: January 17, 2009, 12:42:37 AM »
^ OH Whoops. GJ Reanimation ... u beat me to it :D HILARIOUS! I love those dummies being blown up and it goes "Not a Dramatization" XD

Kobe also signed on with SINA.com to write a blog. Fans in North America may loathe him but in China, he's GOD: http://www.kb24.com/news/295

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After receiving unimaginable buzz and enormous waves of support from Chinese fans during the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, Kobe has found a way to pay those fans back for their overwhelming displays of love and affection.

In a press conference/webcast scheduled for 2:30pm today in Los Angeles, Kobe will launch his new official Chinese-language website and blog on SINA.com, one of China’s leading sports information websites.

"I'm really excited about this partnership with SINA, which will allow me to launch my official Chinese-language website and blog,"Kobe told us earlier today. "I'm so grateful for the support of fans in China, and I feel this is a perfect way for me to stay in close
touch with them and for them to stay in touch with me."

Fans can expect to find up-to-the-minute NBA information on the site, including live game streams, results, photos, videos, retrospectives, statistics, training tips and SINA’s exclusive interviews. They’ll also have access to highly collectible official Kobe
merchandise, including basketball shoes, jerseys and star cards personally autographed by the Black Mamba himself.

Additionally, SINA will host basketball games at colleges and universities across the country as a way to enhance communication and understanding among basketball fans in China. These games will also help fans further understand and appreciate a mysterious
phenomenon the Chinese call the “Kobe spirit.”

Kobe is the second NBA player to sign such a deal with SINA. The first was New Jersey Nets forward and China native Yi Jianlian.

Yeah - Spurs vs Lakers was frustrating. Are they contenders? Never count em out....but fuck Lakers had many chances to blow it open....but weak ass calls :/ It happens but c'mon ...traveling on Ariza? Manu getting fouled for 3 free throws? Suspect. Granted, Fish coulda defended Roger Mason better but man - Kobe's clutch game was wasted. No Repeat Rockets Game...and as Kobe stats get better, FINALLY he gets MVP nods.



I forever want Kobe doing the Sam Cassell giant balls move as an animated gif. He's pissed. I feel sorry for Orlando tonite.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2217 on: January 17, 2009, 07:49:25 AM »
Sorry dai, Magic Win. Swept for the season, Kobe couldn't hit the open three to tie in the clutch. Great game tonight though, those Magic are showin they mean business. I don't get why people hate Kobe though, they prob just jealous  XD

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2218 on: January 17, 2009, 07:54:11 AM »
Gotta give Magic credit, they are playing great basketball. But damn there are plenty of no/bad calls by the refs, the lakers would have won if the calls were done right

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2219 on: January 17, 2009, 08:38:34 AM »

LAMAR!!!

KOBE TRIPLE DOUBLE!

WTF!!! Howard elbowed Pau Gasol into the fuckin neck!

NELSON GET STUPID! Way too many late 3 pointers.



That was painful...Bynum + Gasol gotta think better. Get more nasty.

lol this is where Vlade Divac is now:


I liking how the whole league is tightening up. Can't wait for Queen James to bring his fingerbiting on Monday.

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