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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2360 on: May 26, 2009, 09:50:31 AM »
I love Breem cocksucking analysis "JR Smith had 11 3's in one game, 1 shy of the NBA Record" Mark Jax "Who holds the record?" Breem "I'll have to look it up" only to find out the record holder with 12 3s in one regular season game is: KOBE BRYANT

Shit the reffing so inconsistent. Melo was all weak and shit. Odom and Bynum had to go nuts! Fuck, whatta shitty game. They gave a flagrant on bynum not to the trip on kobe FUCK YOU!

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2361 on: May 29, 2009, 09:21:50 AM »
Lamar Odom's candy addiction (his crack substitution)

Lamar Odom: The Candy Man

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2362 on: May 29, 2009, 10:35:41 AM »
EPIC!!! i eat just about as much candy  :lol: LO is finally showing up. MAN UP!! Ain't complaining. That's a tru warrior son! Whatta Game 5 win. Lakers gotta close it out tonite.

      


      
ShANNON BROWN OH FUCK!! Whatta dunk.

      
BIRDMAN GOT SHITTED ON!!! Not once! But Twice!!


      


Denver is gonna be tough. The Bigs need to start throwing chumps to the ground like Bynum:


cuz the Refs are gonna "let them play" when Melo gets more shit off like this:

      

And of course the Cavs - what weak ass calls but whateva. Magic in 7. OOH HE GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE :bow: Lebron gotta run more plays like this in Game 6:


The CAVS are WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!! Playing weak ass teams in their division, that Best Record and  Best Defense is inflated. If Dwight Howard never fouls out, who knows what kinda damage they get. But fuck, so many And 1's at The Q. When Magic can knock off a 20+ point lead, you best be worried.





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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2363 on: May 30, 2009, 05:45:26 AM »
Lakers back to the BIG DANCE, BABY!!! :rockon:

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2364 on: May 30, 2009, 06:34:48 AM »
Go get that 4th cookie Kobe!
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2365 on: May 31, 2009, 04:59:01 AM »
LAKERS BACK IN THE NBA FINALS!!!!!!

No way you can GUARD KOBE!! THE REAL MVP!! DO IT!!


Breem can suck a dick "There have been crazy comebacks" in the 4th quarter. "Theres plenty of time left, don't count this team out." 7 minutes left up by 18. Lord knows I gotta listen to that fucker during the Finals.



Everyone stepping it up. The TRU Lakers emerged in Game 6. the thuggery of K-Mart and Friends BEGONE!! Role players stepping it up when needed.

05-29-2009 - WCF Game 6 - Lakers vs. Nuggets - Luke Walton Posterizes Carmelo Anthony (HD)

Magic ALMOST THERE! HOLY FUCK!! Stern's dream cum FALSE!

I'm digging this storyline: Shaq's Old Teams :lol:
      

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2366 on: May 31, 2009, 05:06:51 AM »
The Real Superman to King James:

LEBRON! TELL ME HOW MY ASS tASTES!!! :shakeit:

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2367 on: May 31, 2009, 07:05:38 AM »
NBA Finals on the Hate Shaq Tour! Cant Wait!
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2368 on: May 31, 2009, 01:51:32 PM »
it seems like my prediction of cavs 4-2 win over Denver in the finals is very laughable ^^

but I am so happy that Kobe is there again ^^

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2369 on: May 31, 2009, 08:59:49 PM »
LeBron not enough to save Cavs from elimination

from NBA.com

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- LeBron James walked off the court, head down, brushing off a few pieces of confetti. He ignored the few taunts by Magic fans and took one last look at the crowd without muttering a word.

Not to anyone.

A scintillating series by the NBA's MVP was washed away by his not-so-supporting cast, as the Cleveland Cavaliers were eliminated Saturday night with a 103-90 loss to the Orlando Magic in Game 6 of the Eastern Conference finals.

James dressed quickly in the locker room, put on headphones and went to the team bus without talking to reporters. In obvious frustration, he let his play do all the talking.

James had 25 points, seven rebounds and seven assists in his least spectacular game of the series. He went scoreless in the second quarter, allowing the Magic to go ahead by 18 points at the half with little help from teammates.

"We can't put it all on him," Cavs forward Joe Smith said. "He needs some help."

James averaged more than 38 points, eight rebounds and eight assists for the series, performances that are almost unmatched in league history. But he is starving for a wingman.

Still.

All-Star Mo Williams was supposed to provide James with a go-to scorer. The Cavs were counting on Delonte West to be a prominent shooter under pressure, and a healthy Zydrunas Ilgauskas was expected to be a solid inside presence.

None happened. Not when it counted.

That league-best, 66-win regular season disappeared against a Magic team that accounted for six of the Cavs' losses this season, counting the playoffs. While West (22 points), Williams (17 points) and Ilgauskas (2 points) helped the Cavs trim the deficit to 11 in the third quarter, they again leaned heavily on James to make a comeback that never really felt close.

"You need a total team effort to win," Magic forward Rashard Lewis said. "LeBron's a great player, but at the same time, you need more than one guy. You need five guys. You need guys coming off the bench."

For Cleveland, a city desperate for a championship after a 45-year drought, it's the same old story -- wait until next year. Even King James needs help in his court.

If not for some jaw-dropping moments by James, the Cavs might not have even extended the series as far as they did.

His unforgettable, buzzer-beating 3-pointer saved Cleveland in Game 2. James had 21 points in the second half -- 17 in the fourth quarter -- in Game 5 and had a hand in 31 straight Cleveland points. He finished with 37 points, 14 rebounds and 12 assists in that game to become the first player since Oscar Robertson in 1963 to have such numbers in a playoff game.

But trying to carry an entire team proved to be too much.

"I don't think it was just LeBron that was tired," Cavs coach Mike Brown said. "I think it was everybody out on that floor. And LeBron logged 45 minutes for us."

James has all summer to think about the series.

The Cavs will surely try to sign James to an extension this offseason before he can opt out of his contract in the summer of 2010. Whether the Akron, Ohio, native will re-sign now -- or ever -- with the Cavs will remain a mystery until then.

He might want some help first.

The Cavs were desperate for baskets throughout the conference finals, often letting James go 1-on-5 against the Magic in hopes he could find a way to win. But that only worked for so long.

"It's very frustrating," Williams said. "I think we both had a 50-50 chance of winning this series. I don't think we was overmatched. They put us in a tough predicament."

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2370 on: June 01, 2009, 02:00:11 AM »
That's what I been saying. Not frustrating! Humilating! Lebron's "help" are just a bunch of scrubs. Ben Wallace WAAAY past his prime. Wally The Geek making 13 Million!!! Come on now. The "Best" Record in the NBA is just versus a buncho of sub 500 teams. I'm glad this HYPE of Kobe vs Lebron is over. Time for the Lakers to show what they learned. They not only gew

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2372 on: June 04, 2009, 11:30:38 PM »
CAN YOU DIG IT!!



I'm glad for this matchup. I could see Lakers sweeping the Cavs but Orlando is gonna be a handful, pick n roll to death. Wack ass PG going Hall of Famer. It'll happen, Lakers will drop a game to "feel em out" and Kobe will go for the jugular.

Jameer Nelson says he's OK, fine. Let him go at Shannon Brown and the Lakers other speedy guards. Gasol looping and weaving is gonna be a tough matchup. And Odom covering the Lewis and Turk? Candyman gonna make em pay.

And Lebron? Psssh. Can't give up the fact he's talented, but he's a cocky whiner. Totally classless, shoulda been fined cuz it's league policy. Shaq or Phil Jackson woulda got fined. Mike Brown is also overrated as a coach. Clapping and cheering during a timeout? While his assistants draw up plays? REDUNKULOUS.

ESPN can go suck a dick for running bullshit TMZ style tabloid stories. A poll on "Is Kobe a Whiner?" drawing up storylines like "Kobe needs this ring to get out of Shaq's shadow blblblbllb" it's gonna be a bitch watching Breem go off like a fucking sixth grader getting his first boner - if it was Kobe who would go all "Isiah Thomas and the Pisssstons being beat by the Bulls for the first time" walk off the floor - you'd have him on the most hatest athlete of all time. But Lebron is the "Chosen One" and will stay that way until the NBA realizes ratings go through Kobe aka #1 Athlete in China and Forbes most bankable athlete right behind Tiger Woods.

Enough talk. Fuckin the wait is OVER. Tired of all these interviews. Horry choosing Magic, Shaq choosing Lakers. GAME ON!!

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2373 on: June 05, 2009, 05:46:08 AM »
L.A played with a bunch of kids today. total embarrassment for the Magic.


4-0 here we cum :cow: :cow: good to see j-nelson and reddick getting some minutes tho

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« Reply #2374 on: June 05, 2009, 05:47:01 AM »
YES  1-0 to the Lakers, Kobe grabs 40 points, 8 boards, and 8 assist..  He's da MAN rite now  :pimp:

Lakers will sweep the Magic ^^

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« Reply #2375 on: June 05, 2009, 07:30:23 AM »
YES  1-0 to the Lakers, Kobe grabs 40 points, 8 boards, and 8 assist..  He's da MAN rite now  :pimp:

Lakers will sweep the Magic ^^
I hope they sweep the magic XD. The Lakers really stepped up their game. And of course Kobe was unstoppable once again hahaha.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2376 on: June 06, 2009, 07:33:49 AM »
they played this new commericial during game 1 of the finals

Dez bugging Lebron about Kobe getting to finals. Nike pretty bold to make this.
Nike MVPuppets "Lil Dez & LeBron home alone" (in HD)

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2377 on: June 06, 2009, 03:59:46 PM »
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2378 on: June 07, 2009, 12:28:09 PM »
^ SHIT!! Fucking Lil Wayne calling himself the Kobe of Rap. Huh? Everyone hates Lil Wayne. No Polarizing factor there!

We all know the Kobe of JPop is Rika Ishikawa! The Alpha Dog of Hello! Project.


Too good. Kobe is the most intense I ever seen. :tama-mad: like a lil taco bell dog. "Andrew! Andrew!" in the huddles. This has to be cashed in now. 3 straight perfect games. 40-8-8.

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Only 4 players in NBA Finals history have had at least 40 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists…

1969 vs. Celtics - Jerry West
1993 vs. Suns - Micheal Jordan
2002 vs. Nets - Shaq O’Neal
2009 vs Magic - Kobe Bryant



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I think there's only so much the Lakers get away with before D12 starts going to the line. Game 2 is gonna be tight, Bynum gets fouled out. But i love how Gasol was a mismatch for Lewis and Odom just came in a made that Polish dude look a fool.


Lakers sweep? Who knows! Orlando sure is a lot friendlier than Denver or Houston. Bynum and D12 working out together in the offseason? Just don't get the baby oil guys.

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« Reply #2379 on: June 08, 2009, 04:08:17 AM »
its too tight at the moment early in the 4th and Lakers just up by 3 points...

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