LMFAO!!! LOVE "THE DECISION"!!! Been just reading and savouring all the Lebron Bashing 
As I sat there as Lebron confirmed the rumors he's going to South Beach - I was like KOBE IS GONNA WIN THE MVP AGAIN!! THE ROAD TO THREE PEAT gets even better. East beats the fuck outta each other, Lakers cruise to MULTIPLE TITLES.
I'm such an asshole but I am relishing the bashing Lebron is finally getting. People finally get "it" esp. those fucks at ESPN who aired that Bachelor-esque show "The Decision" - I comfess! I tuned in halfway just in time for Jim Grey to grill Lebron about him chewing his nails, in front of the Boys and Girls club with the appropriately placed Vitamin Water vending machine. Like LMFAO, @
Lakersground Exick: "If white smoke rises from the top of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, he's staying. Black smoke indicates that all hope is lost." Them making him react to the footage of fans burning his jersey. MAN THATS REALITY TV AT ITS FINEST LMFAO. The LBJ brand built on "23" - his claims of being G.O.A.T. fucking Wilbon "We'll see the Magic Lebron now" he drools. Plain and simple, they know Lebron is too chicken shit to take on the challenge of leading a team like Cleveland, New York, Chicago - ROFL even the Clippers - through the hardships and just jump onto fellow Alpha Dog Dwayne Wade (whom I always say he's #2 behind Kobe cuz he is CLUTCH, ain't afraid to take the last shot). Instead, he jumps on an All-Star squad at the peak of his career? This ain't even a Malone / Payton joining the Lakers shit, it's like as if Malone / Payton joined the Bulls in the mid-90s for the Three Peats. All the talk of Lebron being the Greatest Player of all Time is finally over!! The media will stop short of calling Kobe one of the best Ever so you will see plenty of ESPN "Kevin Durant is a Saint Talk"
The whole materialization of the deal is like WTF really. BOW DOWN TO YOU RILES!! Genius
Goes to show you what
loyalty is these days, see an easy way out when shit looks rough. I feel for Cleveland fan, cuz that shit hits close to home on so many different levels. As much as Kobe bitched and whined about the Front Office not getting him help, he stuck through it and elevated the game of draft picks like Sasha, Bynum, and Farmar. Was Gasol even considered one of the "Best Big Men / Euros" before getting traded to LA? Lebron coulda got a few good free agents to join him, gel with Antawn Jamison but like a fucking bitch he jumped to the flashiest game in town not called the Lakers. Don't blame him - but this is the ultimate betrayal like WOW. To just tear Cleveland down on live TV - the half empty bars of losers cheering and crying
and talk about Miami Heat being nWO ROFL. But man this site makes me LOL:
http://lebronshames.comThe West gets weaker with Boozer and Amare leaving, possibly Parker and Melo next year. All Miami is left with is 3 All-Stars (Bosh, hardly) and a ton of vet min players, like Shaq as rumoured! What about AI? PERFECT! AND LFMAO at Raptors fans, every few years realization hits that you're not the Centre of The Universe, you still Canada. No matter how beautiful your city is, it's still Fucking Canada and not a major US Market. All these bloated stats, of Bosh, LBJ and Wade being "The Man" makes the "All-Star" label judged lightly. What makes you a star is what you can deliver in the playoffs and collectively? What has this Big Three done? Wade was helped with a whole crew of savvy vets like Shaq and Zo, and lots of FTs
Bosh is lottery! and LBJ just quits on you when his elbow acts up.
LMFAO
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/father-beasley-traded-for-looking-like-delonte-28665No one posted this? THIS TOO FUNNY! Dan Gilbert is DA MAN!!
using Comic Sans font no less:
Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan GilbertDear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....
Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavalierssource:
http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/gilbert_letter_100708.htmlAnd WTF Wade dropping a "Best Trio Ever" at the rally - that'll work with the frontrunners in South Beach, but yeah - check yoself with those "BEAT LA" chants, I can't wait for Christmas Day, you know NBA is all over this HYPE machine. Start the NBA Season NOW.
At least Charles finally gets it right
Filipino coach Erik Spoelstra gonna have to spend more time with his family like his name was SVG?
Speaking of Stan van Gundy, loved his blasts prior to "The Decision"
He thinks the whole spectacle is ridiculous and said the big three did a nice job putting on a charade.
2. He likened Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade together to Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol and also said he wasn’t surprised Bosh went to Miami because he’d been following Wade around “for two weeks like a lapdog.”
3. He seemed to have great admiration for the way Kobe Bryant and Kevin Durant handled their recent contract extensions. “You don’t hear Kobe Bryant and certainly not Kevin Durant talking about their brand … they’re simply basketball players who want to be great players and win games.”
4. He hopes Pat Riley doesn’t return to coach the Heat (thus unseating Erik Spoelstra).
Here we go with the transcript. In a normal Q&A we’d have Qs and As, but a lot of our conversation was myself and the two other reporters with me just informing/reminding Van Gundy of things that happened and letting him react. So we’ve got R’s and SVG’s. Reporters and Stan Van Gundy’s.
R. Your thoughts on all this free agency stuff?
SVG: It’s gotten ridiculous I think. It’s really I mean it’s almost like a parody of itself this whole situation now. Come on, an hour long? It takes 15 seconds to say I’ve decided to stay in Cleveland but we’ve got another 59 minutes and 45 seconds to, what? Promote LeBron James? As if we don’t do that enough. Look, the guy’s a great player and wherever he goes, my bet would be Cleveland, that place will be excited. But an hour long special?
R. Sign of the times, I guess.
SVG: It is a sign of the times. Unfortunately. It’s amazing that a guy as good as Kobe Bryant simply extended his contract with no real fanfare or anything else.
source:
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_magic/2010/07/stan-van-gundy-will-not-watch-lebron-james-espn-announcement-special.html Lakers just gotta sign Fish, and keep Ron Artest from being too crazy
In a rambling interview with ESPN Radio in Los Angeles, Ron Artest readily admitted that he has been "partying my brains out for a while" since the Lakers won the NBA Finals. He delivered proof when he attempted to explain the role children could have in cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster. (via SportsRadioInterviews.com)
"First it depends. Basically we will manipulate the kids. The kids, we need them for the future. We need them to fill up arenas and buy up all of these jerseys. We need them to tell daddy and mommy that they want this and they want that. They putting money in everybody's pockets but we are the only ones not taking care of our youth. They take care of us but we don't take care of them as adults, as a whole. They are just not smart enough to know that really the adults in this world are not taking care of them because they are young. They look at us and they are dependent on us, but at the end of the day we are just leaving them out with the oil in the ocean so they can go swim and choke off oil so it is just wrong that you have got these people that just don't care at all about their seven year old kid girl or whatever like that so. I mean basically it is going to come down to the adults and it is going to come down to those teenagers understanding that us, adults don't really care about them like that."
source:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/07/ron-artest-lakers-partying/1I still think Dwayne Wade is awesome, he should be a GM in the future. Lebron and Bosh are big time jokes, I never wanna hear the G.O.A.T. tag again. File them under the "All-Star Never to Win a Title" category. No question Miami is gonna contend, but it ain't gonna be so easy. More motivation for Kobe.
BRING IT ON "SUPER" TEAM!! 
I shall enjoy smack talking with Mocha, TOZ, and other Heat fans this upcoming season
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