Author Topic: The Official Yuko Oshima Thread (Read 882072 times)

Masa · « **Reply #1680 on:** October 26, 2011, 05:38:18 PM »

My post #47,000 is dedicated to Yuko Oshima.

Almost two years ago, it was revealed that the legendary Chuck Norris facts are actually based on... Yuko Oshima's life. A lot has happened since then so I would like to present you.... THE ORIGINAL YUKO OSHIMA FACTS PART II

Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Yuko Oshima ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.

Yuko Oshima once blew her nose into a piece of paper. Today those papers are known as 100 dollar bills.

When Yuko Oshima tells time, time obeys.

Yuko Oshima actually possesses the spear of destiny. It's her favorite toothpick.

The reason why the desert is dry is because Yuko Oshima got thirsty.

Wax Museums have about ten deaths a month on average from people whose heads explode from looking at Yuko Oshima's sculpture too long.

Yuko Oshima already has Final Fantasy XIII-2.

Yuko Oshima can't even beat Yuko Oshima.

A carton of orange juice concentrates on Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima discovered America.

Yuko Oshima can unscramble scrambled eggs.

Only Yuko Oshima dares to admit that she took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Just wearing a name tag with 'Yuko Oshima' on it has been found to render normal clothes bullet proof. Even if you're naked.

Yuko Oshima can make gold out of silver.

Yuko Oshima decided 50 years of Michael Jackson was enough.

When Yuko Oshima eats a candy bar, the candy bar gets a cavity.

Yuko Oshima doesn't call the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone.

On a scale of 1 to 10, Yuko Oshima scores a 12.

Yuko Oshima's brain is so fast, she has to wear an aerodynamic helmet when she thinks.

Yuko Oshima multiplied by zero still equals Yuko Oshima.

When Yuko Oshima recycles paper, it turns back into a tree.

Yuko Oshima wears sun glasses to protect the sun from her eyes.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Yuko Oshima's sweat.

Yuko Oshima doesn't wear bunny slippers......she wears bunnies.

Yuko Oshima doesn't pee. She makes it rain.

Yuko Oshima once challenged her own reflection to a staring contest. She won after 5 days.

In 2010, Yuko Oshima won 4 times gold in the olympics, by accident. Later appeared she was chasing the light for stealing her thunder.

Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima is suing Avril Lavigne for lying in her song "The Best Damn Thing". Yuko Oshima is the best damn thing that your eyes will never see.

Yuko Oshima once played the guitar. The guitar then quit, threw a fit and ran crying to a violin.

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima once filled in for Santa Claus on Christmas. This was an horrible mistake, as Yuko Oshima can deliver only two things: justice and pain.

Yuko Oshima can drink from an empty cup.

The Earth was flat until Yuko Oshima looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.

Yuko Oshima is so bad she makes viruses sick. As such, Yuko Oshima is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

Yuko Oshima can eat soup with chopsticks.

Yuko Oshima cleans up crime with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.

Yuko Oshima frequently donates blood. Just never her own.

When Yuko Oshima wants to go on the computer the computer turns itself on.

Yuko Oshima's snowman never melts.

Yuko Oshima doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. She sleeps with a real bear.

When the fire department catches fire, they call Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima can judge a book by it's cover.

Yuko Oshima doesn't blow out birthday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

Yuko Oshima once killed a man by making a fist.

Yuko Oshima can have her cake AND eat it too.

Yuko Oshima can choke you with a cordless phone.

Every time Yuko Oshima blinks...a baby is born.

Yuko Oshima won a soccer game. She was the referee.

The ocean was created from the dinosaurs tears when they first saw Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Yuko and Oshima.

When Yuko Oshima jumps, gravity pulls a muscle.

When Yuko Oshima stretches every muscle in her body, she'll suck up the universe because of high gravity.

When people get punched, they see stars. When stars get punched, they see Yuko Oshima.

Yuko Oshima owns a guard dog not to protect herself but to protect everyone else.

Scientists didn't know about nuclear energy until Yuko Oshima karate chopped an atom.

Vikings no longer exist because of Yuko Oshima's misspent youth.

Punch when you must punch. Kick when you must kick. Rip arms from their sockets when you must rip.

Yuko Oshima broke the sound barrier whilst head banging.

Why would Yuko Oshima want to be a president when she rules the universe?

YUKO OSHIMA > ALL

TimeFire · « **Reply #1681 on:** October 27, 2011, 12:16:20 AM »

Why does the Viking one have Yuko and WhiteBeard the Pirate in it?

boykun · « **Reply #1682 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:38:59 AM »

most epic

haruhi16 · « **Reply #1683 on:** October 27, 2011, 03:48:41 AM »

EPIC!!! YOU ARE NUMBER 1 SQUIRREL!!!

daigong · « **Reply #1684 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:17:42 AM »

YUKO AIN'T NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT!!

GJ HOMIE! Fucking hilarious epic post. A LEGEND is REBORN!

diav · « **Reply #1685 on:** October 27, 2011, 06:19:10 AM »

These are hilarious!

Masa · « **Reply #1686 on:** October 31, 2011, 06:29:13 PM »

chykla · « **Reply #1687 on:** October 31, 2011, 10:03:29 PM »

^^^
I SAW THAT.
(Y)
MY PERVERTED SQUIRREL PLYING FINAL FANTASY AND BETA TESTING IT?!
I MUST BUY IT.
I MUST BUY FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 BECAUSE OF OHIMA YUKO AND EPICNESS AND DID I MENTION OSHIMA UKO (Y)?!

YKT · « **Reply #1688 on:** November 01, 2011, 06:38:33 AM »

She is also in the new WONDA CM

YKT · « **Reply #1689 on:** November 01, 2011, 03:31:53 PM »

^Follow up

Click to enlarge

haruhi16 · « **Reply #1690 on:** November 03, 2011, 02:08:49 PM »

BATTLE OF WEIRD FACES!!

BUT YUKO BEAT THEM ALL!!

fobmysterio · « **Reply #1691 on:** November 07, 2011, 04:55:02 PM »

Holy crap! Oshima Yuko's having a bed scene already?! Good thing I'm not as into idols now as I used to be, or I'd freak!!!

Zorr · « **Reply #1692 on:** November 07, 2011, 05:40:17 PM »

^Holy crap!

I don't really know quite how to feel about that. My first reaction is kinda 'Nooo!!!! Yuko, don't let him do that!'. But then I kinda think that she must be OK with it and I guess if she wants to do serious acting these kind of scenes will be necessary eventually.

Still though, not sure I like it..

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #1693 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:41:10 AM »

It's good that she's branching out. She's gotta prepare for post-idol life. Then again, it's nothing compared to the stuff Rina's been doing.

boykun · « **Reply #1694 on:** November 08, 2011, 03:00:57 AM »

I must watch that episode as soon as possible.

To me it seems more natural for her to do these kinds of scenes, compared to say.. Acchan, for example. Yuko has been in the entertainment business longer so its about time she expands her acting. Plus, it looks like she's having sexytime with Hiroaka Yuta? I'm 100% OK with this one. Yuta is a handsome guy no homo.

haruhi16 · « **Reply #1695 on:** November 08, 2011, 04:05:33 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Yuko!!

thatonezombie · « **Reply #1696 on:** November 08, 2011, 04:09:59 AM »

Get yo self some girl!

natme · « **Reply #1697 on:** November 08, 2011, 05:09:03 AM »

Either Yuko or her character does not look that comfortable in that scene. She is just laying there with a straight face and has her eyes closed. The gifs could be misleading though since they only show about two seconds each.

Masa · « **Reply #1698 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:30:07 PM »

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Oshima Yuko’s costume designs to be included in ‘Final Fantasy XIII-2′

Recently, AKB48’s Oshima Yuko became the leader of ‘Judge XIII‘, a group of beta testers for the upcoming Square Enix game, “Final Fantasy XIII-2“. The latest development in her career as a beta tester will be seen in a new CM, which will start airing on November 15th.

In the CM, Oshima attends a business meeting to discuss the DLC (downloadable content) to be offered after the game’s release. She suddenly raised her voice and asked, “Excuse me! I was thinking that maybe we could offer additional costumes…?” The others seem to like her proposal.

Oshima personally designed two costumes for the main character, and fans will be able to vote for their favorite design online once the campaign site gets updated on the 15th. The design that receives the most votes will eventually become available as a DLC after the game gets released.

Apparently, it was Oshima’s wish to be able to change the main character’s outfit, which made Square Enix think about adding extra costumes. They polished up her rough sketches in order to give players a better idea of how they’ll look inside the game.

http://www.tokyohive.com/2011/11/oshima-yukos-costume-designs-to-be-included-in-final-fantasy-xiii-2/

http://life.oricon.co.jp/2003571/full/

Zorr · « **Reply #1699 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:43:49 PM »

Pretty cool that Yuko gets to have her own designed costumes in the game

Trust her to make them quite skimpy though (not that I'm complaining of course)