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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #220 on: March 07, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »
Sunny with her

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #221 on: March 08, 2009, 12:21:36 PM »
300 unicorn friends,
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #222 on: March 08, 2009, 10:37:52 PM »
which carried white

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #223 on: March 09, 2009, 01:11:46 AM »
clan Snuggie hoods

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #224 on: March 09, 2009, 02:24:00 AM »
started break dancing

(HELL YEAH, THOSE FUCKING RED SNUGGIES CREEP ME OUT)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 03:39:54 AM by thatonezombie »
I vote for TOZ as the most gangsta~  :otomerika:
[01:35] <shirenu> if it ain't zomb, it ain't bomb
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #225 on: March 09, 2009, 03:18:58 AM »
That doesn't make any sense dude...

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #226 on: March 09, 2009, 03:39:18 AM »
started break dancing is what i added, the other part was me just commenting on the demonic items, well it should be clear now after an edit
I vote for TOZ as the most gangsta~  :otomerika:
[01:35] <shirenu> if it ain't zomb, it ain't bomb
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #227 on: March 09, 2009, 07:09:04 AM »
yeah you're addition doesn't make grammatical sense with the rest of the sentence. or am I going crazy?

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #228 on: March 09, 2009, 01:00:16 PM »
on Taeyeons tummy.

(Grammatical schmatical. You're right SITS, it don't make any grammtical sense, but is there anything in this story that makes sense? XD)
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #229 on: March 09, 2009, 01:41:02 PM »
Taeyeon's tummy feels

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #230 on: March 09, 2009, 10:05:31 PM »
like squishy marshmallows


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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #231 on: March 09, 2009, 10:32:28 PM »
, so soft, so

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #232 on: March 10, 2009, 08:51:10 AM »
impregnated by confetti.
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #233 on: March 10, 2009, 10:07:23 AM »
^ XD
OMG, this hasn't gotten weird at all :lol:

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #234 on: March 10, 2009, 10:47:44 PM »
Hyoyeon: "Sunn--Everyone, what are

Finally, some sanity T_T

Quote from:  Pg. 1-12
Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to bea bout"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one  ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmellows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are

Tiffany stuck the corn that HyoYeon brought to eat between her toes?!
Don't worry Liam oppa, it didn't make sense at first but I realized that if you put a comma it does. I leave for a few days and the story hits all different kinds of weird XD

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #235 on: March 10, 2009, 11:29:17 PM »
you doing to


This story is so... weird. XD

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #236 on: March 11, 2009, 02:03:52 AM »
the corn!? I

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #237 on: March 11, 2009, 06:09:04 AM »
bought it for

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #238 on: March 11, 2009, 06:50:29 AM »
my pet pig,



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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #239 on: March 11, 2009, 07:58:46 AM »
Italian beef roast

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