Author Topic: SNSD Three Word Story!! (Read 196245 times)

WaiRai · « **Reply #240 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:42:00 AM »

are so delicious

Sev · « **Reply #241 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:28:33 PM »

and sexy."
SooYoung: -"Sexy?

tamatron · « **Reply #242 on:** March 11, 2009, 01:37:31 PM »

It's not so

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #243 on:** March 11, 2009, 03:24:12 PM »

sexy, it's yummy!"

Quote from: Pg. 1-13

Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to be about"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine Seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmallows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are you doing to the corn?! I bought that for my pet pig, Italian beef roast are so delicious and sexy."
Sooyoung: "Sexy? It's not so sexy, it's yummy!"

-O_sLaVe

WaiRai · « **Reply #244 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:48:46 PM »

But,it looks

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #245 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »

like they don't

Ping · « **Reply #246 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:32:39 AM »

sell it here..."

Oh thank you so much SitS, you made it in a way that this could at least make a little sense, haha

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #247 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:52:28 AM »

Cop 2: "Sell what? Drugs?!

-O_sLaVe

daigong · « **Reply #248 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:57:40 AM »

Taze dis foo!"

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #249 on:** March 12, 2009, 04:10:57 AM »

Taeyeon: "Wait!" The leader

Oh PLEASE PLEASE let there be some gangsta action >.> just one awesome fight scene that can become perverted later on (if needed) because it most likely will anyway

-O_sLaVe

thatonezombie · « **Reply #250 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:13:09 AM »

aims her glocks

Slave wanted gangster, leader with glocks is gangster

Ping · « **Reply #251 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:30:00 AM »

, duel-wieldin' like

here we go!

I was wondering why you brought the cops back

ebc · « **Reply #252 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:37:50 AM »

Tombraider. Yoona flykicks

Sev · « **Reply #253 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:41:54 AM »

TaeYeon's butt.
YoonA: -"DON'T!

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #254 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:30:23 PM »

do anything stupid.

....DA HELL oppa, how you gonna have Yoona kick Taetae's ass like that?!

is yoona an enemy?
yes, more gangster~

-O_sLaVe

Sev · « **Reply #255 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:39:43 PM »

I don't want

(She's saving Taebabe from going to prison getting women raped. Aiming glocks at the cops. Bad Idea! Plus it was a friendly groping kick, not a bad one.)

Ping · « **Reply #256 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:10:47 PM »

to quit you!"

lol, what's a groping kick?

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #257 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:47:03 PM »

The gangster lives

SNSD: singer by day and gangsters by night :O! Thanks guys xD Let's keep it going keekee.

Ping... I'm sorta lost on your addition... "I don't want to quit you"?

-O_sLaVe

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #258 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:42:41 AM »

in the unsuspectingly

I srsly lol'd at the "quit you". Maria's never seen Brokeback Mountain or heard any Joe Rogan standup I guess.

ebc · « **Reply #259 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:19:47 AM »

nearby location of