Author Topic: SNSD Three Word Story!! (Read 196196 times)

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #300 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:04:35 AM »

loaded dual glocks

Ping · « **Reply #301 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:06:13 AM »

and capped Cop2.

Both Cops are dead. No free show for the PoPo!

Kanki · « **Reply #302 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:33:36 AM »

Happy that the

Sev · « **Reply #303 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:30:47 AM »

perverted unicorn was

Kanki · « **Reply #304 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:01:57 PM »

cleaning up the

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #305 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:39:24 PM »

crime for them,

Quote from: Pg. 1-16

Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to be about"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine Seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus you sick SHITfuckaz?!!"
Yoona: "Nothing officer, we're just wall-gazing!"
Taeyeon: "Stop looking at my sexy body!"
Tiffany couldn't stop. Jessica caught Tiffany's boob in a drive by licking and Tiffany giggled while sticking a fresh corn cob between her two bare feet. Then, she starts to drivel about, "THIS IS SPARTA!" (in a distant voice)
Then along came Sunny with her 300 unicorn friends, which carried white clan snuggle hoods, started break dancing on Taeyeon's tummy. Taeyeon's tummy feels like squishy marshmallows, so soft, so impregnated by confetti.
Hyoyeon: "Sun--Everyone, what are you doing to the corn?! I bought that for my pet pig, Italian beef roast are so delicious and sexy."
Sooyoung: "Sexy? It's not so sexy, it's yummy!"
Hyoyeon: "But it looks like they don't sell it here..."
Cop 2: "Sell what? Drugs?! Taze dis foo!"
Taeyeon: "Wait!" The Leader aims her glocs, duel-weildin' like Tombraider.
Yoona fly kicks TaeYeon's butt. Yoona: "DON'T do anything stupid. I don't want to quit you!"
The gangster lives in the unsuspectingly nearby location of the Shaolin Island influenced the girls to slowly undress when within danger.
Yuri dived into Tama's bed seductively, waiting for Yoona to teach her a submission hold that required ass flexing skillz.
Tiffany's eyes glared at the stains on Tama's sheets. Tiffany: "What kind of jam do you like, because this stain tastes exactly like Jessica's love juice."
Jessica gasped and covered herself with Tama's dirty underwear. However, Jessica secretly strangled Cop1 simultaneously and jumped onto a bag of eaten corn, unnoticed.
Yuri finally spoke up, "I'm horny!"
Sunny could only giggle as Yoona started to rub her temples in Yuri's chest, arousing Romeo, their dog.
Tama glared with jealousy while Taeyeon took out her loaded dual glocks and capped Cop2.
Happy that the perverted unicorn was cleaning up the crime for them,

LOL now the girls also own (gay) magical creatures that do their dirty work? Shit, these girls really are gangster lol. Unicorn must've came from one of Sunny's video games.

-O_sLaVe

Ping · « **Reply #306 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:06:33 AM »

I think it's better if you ended in a comma.

, the girls toasted

Sev · « **Reply #307 on:** March 20, 2009, 08:36:46 AM »

with virgin blood,

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #308 on:** March 20, 2009, 08:55:26 AM »

extracted from the

Ping · « **Reply #309 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:18:16 AM »

secretly gay cops.

Naked lesbian gangster... vampires that own magical creatures!?

Kanki · « **Reply #310 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:20:34 AM »

Sooyoung gleefully screamed,

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #311 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:19:43 PM »

"Get the hoes!"

Kanki · « **Reply #312 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:49:11 AM »

So, Sunny ran

Sev · « **Reply #313 on:** March 21, 2009, 01:11:09 AM »

far away from

Owaranai_sLaVe · « **Reply #314 on:** March 21, 2009, 01:59:38 AM »

the group, sprinting

Thanks ping! i should actually read the entire sentence after i put everything together

This story just keeps getting better and better

(as it gets weirder and weirder).

-O_sLaVe

thatonezombie · « **Reply #315 on:** March 21, 2009, 02:01:26 AM »

toward her escalade.

Feel free to take away that period if you dont think it fits

Ping · « **Reply #316 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:09:33 AM »

Sunny's hoes jumped

Now Sunny's a pimp too, rollin in an Escalade with 24-inch shoes! Ballin'!

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #317 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:22:45 AM »

to the beats

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #318 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:26:20 AM »

from the subs

Sev · « **Reply #319 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:23:53 AM »

. Sunny shouted: -"BITCHUZ!!