BuraGeki no Ichinichi (Black & Gekikara Daily Life Season I & II: Complete)

[Megumi]

Thanks for everyone commenting on this and thanks for keeping your faith on this thread lol (if i die someday and not updating it in ages...would you guys notice? lol)

Waa don't say something like that 

Anyway thank you for your update...life in reality sure make people busy sometime.
So gambatte!

[miyumi]

If you die I'll kill myself, go to where ever you are and bring you back! 

Kidding kidding but seriously, don't leave us!

We love your stories so much!

I would be really sad if you left!

Don't leave! Or I'll be like Yuko and cling to you like a squirrel! 

Rawr! 

[LeNosferatu]

@Everyone I'm punishing myself for not updating so long and here's a little gift from me to you my loyal readers before i fade out to the real life  hope these drabbles hot enough to shake your day loljk 

@Megumi omg thanks for understanding 

@miyumi yaaaa~~ nope im not gonna die yet lol seeing you would attach on me if i leave lol everyone is still willing to spend their precious time reading this thread  and no im not kidding since i...kinda lost my sense of humour a bit 

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Distracting

*Sunday*

Black     : *to the kitchen*
Gekikara: *to the kitchen*
Black     : *to the washroom*
Gekikara: *to the washroom*
Black     : Any idea why are you following me all day?
Gekikara: Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes, it’s very distracting.
Black     : …

xxx

How I Met Your Mother II

*living room*

Boy       : Kaachan, do you love Touchan?
Black     : Yes…
Boy       : Touchan, do you love Kaachan?
Gekikara: Of course!
Boy       : Why are you marrying her?
Gekikara: Well I’m just continuing other’s saved game…
Black     : Hey what was that supposed to mean?!

xxx

No Aspirin

*bedroom, morning*

Black     : I don’t feel very well today…
Gekikara: *touch Black’s forehead* Not working today?
Black     : Mmhmm. My head feels funny. It’s happening every once a week ugh.
Gekikara: I see…
Black     : Can you recommend something for a constant headache like this?
Gekikara: I don’t know. Have you tried um…marriage?
Black     : What was that supposed to mean?!

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Taking Risk

*evening*

Gekikara: Tadaima!!
Black     : Okaeri~
Gekikara: I’m starving!
Black     : You want dinner?
Gekikara: Yes, please! What are my choices?
Black     : Yes and no.
Gekikara: I’ll just have cup noodles then…

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Ugly Truth

Boy       : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black     : Yes?
Boy       : Aoi-kun told me this morning he has a brother finally!
Black     : Okay?
Boy       : When I get one like that too? *pout*
Black     : *blush* Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy       : Touchan!
Gekikara: No comment.
Black     : *whisper* But seriously, if I had baby. What would you want it to be?
Gekikara: A joke?

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Holy Chants

*living room*

Black     : *read Bible*
Boy       : *watching* Wow surely Kaachan is religious…
Gekikara: Why?
Boy       : She always reads Bible and prays every night on weekends.
Gekikara: Huh?
Boy       : Yeah, I often heard Kaachan screaming God’s name in the middle of the night…
BuraGeki: (O//////////////////////O)

xxx

Unfit

Gekikara: Black, is it in?
Black     : Yeah…
Gekikara: Does it hurt?
Black     : Mmhmm…
Gekikara: Let me put it in slowly.
Black     : It still hurts…
Boy       : Kaachan, Touchan, why don’t you try another boots size?

xxx

Best Stress Reliever

*bedroom, 11 pm*

Black     : *read book*
Gekikara: *burst in* Tadaima!
Black     : That’s scary look on you. What makes you so late?
Gekikara: The owner blamed me for something I didn’t do and lectured me for hours!
Black     : I see…Want to have a warm bath? I’ll prepare it for you. It can ease your mind. *smile*
Gekikara: No! *throwing self to bed*
Black     : Okay…you’re in a bad mood today… *continue reading*
Gekikara: Just go away!
Black     : Eh, what’s my fault?!
Gekikara: Sorry, I mean your clothes can go but you can stay!
Black     : Eeeh?!

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Wrong and Wronged

*dinner time*

Boy       : Touchan, why do you hate meat?
Gekikara: They are from living animals…
Boy       : But they taste good! Especially breast…
Gekikara: What did you say?!
Boy       : What? KFC breast taste amazing…
Gekikara: Oh…ah…breast huh…well I like them too. Especially your Kaachan’s homemade one *wink*
Black     : Can we move to other topic please?!

xxx

On Sale

*bedroom*

Gekikara: Look at these Victoria Secret’s expensive underwear!
Black     : Urusai.
Gekikara: You told me and your son not to waste money but tch…
Black     : They were 50% off. I’m not wasting money.
Gekikara: Oh yea? Too bad I like them 100% off your body anyway.
Black     :  (-/////////////////-)

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not kinky enough?  well sorryyyyyyyy i know its lame lol 

[kahem]

Hahahah!!!! Marriage what a funny thing~

[melon-lover]

Heya~ Where have you been?
Although I don't really keep track of your fics, I enjoyed reading your latest drabble.
I especially liked 'Sunday' 
Nicely done 

[miyumi]

Ahhhh so cute!

It's so great to have you back!

Please don't leave us again!

I love your stories!

I'll be looking forward to the next update.

[bochang]

eru hentai! LOL

why didn't you tell me that you have updated this fanfic. -.-

even though i called you last week.. T.T

cheater! #LOL

[masokun]

An update!
AN UPDATE!!! 

Nice to have you back..
Well all I can say, its kinky as always 

How I Met Your Mother II <-- it takes a second read to understand then LOL-ing hard 


the boy is getting bigger and still doesn't have a name pfffttt..

[Megumi]

   LoL still hilarious as always 

Thank you for your update!
And again GAMBATTE!

ArígatoU!

[Yon48]

Yaay! 
I really love this fic! it always makes me laugh XDD~
And.. wow geki... you're lazy  "Gekikara: I’m converting oxygen to carbondioxide!" -> Never heard that before! haha


I can keep saying that I really love this fic. But it would be repetitive? hm....
This fic is about black and gekikara from majisuka gakuen.... but you know....
When I think about black and geki, I will always remember black and gekikara from Your * fic!

Thank you!
Please continue ^^
(sorry for taking so much time to reply this post ><)

[Cessy10]

Hahaha I can't stop laughing whenever I read your fiction. I just love this! 

My sister will always be like,"Why the hell are you laughing ?" 

Then I'll answer her,"Hahaha,hihihi,mehehehe." I just can't explain why! Am I insane? Hahaha

Your fiction is making me crazy LeNosferatu-san! 

Please update soon. 

[LeNosferatu]

Minna! Ohisashiburi and Happy New Year~~~~~~ Really, I almost forget having this thread in this forum  just kidding. I digged up my files and found unshared jokes. Well some are old since I made it around November?  but I did making new ones too  anyway sorry cant update much uni problem since I have finals starting tomorrow anyway, enjoy! *fades into eternal darkness*

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Chemistry

Boy        : So why are you marrying Kaachan?
Gekikara : I already told you, eh? (author's note: take a look at old jokes)
Boy        : Touchan lied that time!
Gekikara : Practically not…
Boy        : So, why?
Black      : Sweetheart, we are together because of chemistry, okay? You’ll know it when you’re adult.
Gekikara : Oh…so that’s why you treat me like a toxic waste? Makes sense.

xxx

Chemistry 2

Boy  : *searching in first-aid-kit box*
Black: *notice* What are you doing?
Boy  : Yatta! Found it~ *holding ethanol bottle*
Black: What are you gonna do with it? (O__o)
Boy  : My teacher said this is one of chemical solution…
Black: Yes…?
Boy  : I’m gonna give it to Torigoya-nee-chan wahaha~~
Black: NOT THAT KIND OF CHEMISTRY!!

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Chemistry 3

Boy        : So, I can’t give ethanol?
Black      : *facepalm*
Gekikara : You actually haven’t moved on from Torigoya…
Boy        : But I want to start relationship with chemistry like Kaachan and Touchan *bawling*
Gekikara :  You need Sake…
Black      : What??
Gekikara :  Oh, you don’t remember? Our first kiss was because I was drunk and you looked so hot sitting there alone in Rappappa roo-
Black      : *punch*

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Having Twins

Boy        : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black      : Yes?
Boy        : Kuroi-kun told me this morning that he actually has a twin brother!
Black      : Okay?
Boy        : Why I can’t get one like that too? *pout*
Black      : Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy        : Tou-
Gekikara: NO WAY! WHO WOULD BE THE SECOND FATHER?! *death glare*

xxx

No Food

*evening*

Black     : *read Bible*
Gekikara: Tadaima!
Black     : *still reading Bible* Okaeri…
Gekikara: *sniffs* Do you smell that?
Black     : *distracted* What?
Gekikara: *sniffs* smell that?
Black     : I don’t smell anything!
Gekikara: Neither do I. Get in the kitchen!
Black     : …

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It’s Rude

*Gekikara’s phone rings*

Gekikara: Moshi-moshi?
Gakuran : Yo! Hisashiburi~
Gekikara: Gakuran! *giggle*
Gakuran : How are your family?
Gekikara: Boy is fine *giggle*
Gakuran : Black?
Gekikara: Her cooking is still inedible as usual *sigh*
Gakuran : *laugh* But you’re okay with her right?
Gekikara: At least she’s edible…
Black     : *passing by* I HEAR THAT!!!

xxx

Old Times Hard Times, Nowadays…Still Hard Times

*8 years ago*

Gekikara: *argue*
Black     : *listens*

*5 years ago*

Black     : *argue*
Gekikara: *listens*

*nowadays*

Black       : *argue*
Gekikara  : *argue*
Neighbour: *listens*

xxx

Doomsday

Boy       : End of the world~ End of the world~ hahahaha! *acting as Godzilla stepping into lego buildings he made*
Gekikara: *joins* End of the world~~ *stomp* *lego cracked in instant*
Boy       : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Black     : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara: Shit. End of the world…*hiding in bedroom*

xxx

Merry Christmas

Boy        : Will Santa come this year? I wanna see him…
Black      : Santa will only come to good kids~
Boy        : Am I good kid? I want new Gundam~
Gekikara : You will be a good kid if you aren’t asking for Gundam, okay?

xxx

[kahem]

I love this family ^^
lol the conversation with Gakuran is funny

[Wmatsui22]

-Hello.

-LeNosferatu-

-Nice chapter!

-I really like it

-It's very funny

-I love BlackGeki pairing

-Thank you for update

-Ganbatte

-WMatsui_22-

[DC2805]

I  this funny yet happy family!

And happy new year to you, LeNosferatu 

[mo-chan]

yay update!!
yasashiburi~
I thought you wont come back
Happy new year

[miyumi]

What a cute update! It's good to have you back! 

I missed you so much!

I hope I see more updates from you! 

WELCOME BACK! 

[anonymousdowner]

This is my favorite fanwork of all time. It's just so epically awesome *Sniffs* I love their family so so so much ;A; 

Every time I click on this thread it is a guarantee laugh, I find myself thinking back to this story all the time so I really appreciate the update. 

You're the best and take your time because the wait will always be worth it to many of us^^ 

[theblueknight]

hiya there names alex just gotta say your fic is hilarious  ive been reading it for like 2 days straight I just got caught up right now dow now I wish you would update more this whole geki and black conversations are hilarious that I had to read it to my mom in Spanish since my mom don't know English I translated it to her and she and I were laughting    cant wait to read more okay? and the btw went on LJ and got myself into your club you got there and read your fic there too sae is hilarious and yuko too too bad you didn't put it here btw on live journal im oneyugigirl 

[Haruko]

aww cute baby ren :B