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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2320 on: April 29, 2009, 10:14:52 AM »
^ Shit! That was just weak...

Big ups to the Bulls-Celtics series. More flops than the Boston Celtics like my homegirl SLAVE says! Fucking Big Baby wah wahhhing like a bitch when he hardly got touched. Doc Rivers getting more fines than Dennis Rodman on a good day. I sure hope it's Lakers vs Celtics so I can see KG SCREEEEEEEEAM INTENSITY at a good flopping call.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2321 on: April 29, 2009, 10:23:40 AM »
Rondo's foul on Miller was a flagrant no doubt. Just cause he's smaller they didn't call it. His hand was no where near the ball, and the only reason Miller missed the layup was cause Rondo hit him in the head. Not to mention all that blood in his mouth must've been a distraction to his foul shooting. :thumbdown:

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2322 on: May 01, 2009, 08:30:55 AM »
Bulls Vs Celtics another GREAT playoff game!!! Triple overtime and the block by Rose on Rondo...what a save. Too bad Rose couldn't make the last two free throws at the end of the game so I wouldn't have to hold my breath for those last 3 seconds.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2323 on: May 01, 2009, 09:08:20 AM »
Yeah, Bulls vs Celtics has been fuckin epic!  Fools with the clutch 3's like its fucking Miller Time and Jedi Floopy Divac-like flops?  God damn!  I hope next game ends with similar fashion, it cant end any other way.

And good shit to Rockets and Magic for closing.  Being a Yao fan i hope the lakers dont do HOU too dirty -_-
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2324 on: May 01, 2009, 03:58:48 PM »

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2325 on: May 02, 2009, 02:25:11 AM »
Hahaha, classic  :lol:
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2326 on: May 03, 2009, 04:06:26 PM »
Damn Chicago lost. But they put up a good fight, too bad they fell short on the last game. Epic series nontheless.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2327 on: May 04, 2009, 09:28:07 AM »
LMAO!! T-Mac u fuck. Though I do agree with him that Lebron will win MVP cuz of merchandising, media. Kobe can be MVP, and should be MVP every year. Like "It's Dirk's turn" kinda MVP.



That was a sick sick series. So much cheapness. I WANNA SEE LAKERS vs CELTICS so Kobe can punch em in the mouth. Rondo sunk to new lows. But fuck, Bulls could not close it out. They all grew harder cuz of it. Ben Gordon gonna be LEGENDARY!! Rose, Noah. Miller. AWESOME. Wish MJ was there to give em some United Center karma.

Great first rounds, like man...Hawks and Heat blew each other out every game XD Wade manning up!

SECOND ROUND EXCITING!!

Lakers and Rockets. Yao Ming is gonna get plenty of this:
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2328 on: May 04, 2009, 02:06:38 PM »
What is left of life now that Heat are out.. I don't wanna wait another year. :cry: Wade deserves better.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2329 on: May 04, 2009, 08:31:58 PM »
LAKESHOW TONITE!!

Rox gonna tore up.

Funny thing too, the Rox got to the 2nd round without T-Mac. XD
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2330 on: May 05, 2009, 08:39:14 AM »
Haha T-Mac 2nd round virgin pic is classic!

We got it done 2nite baby, Rockets took an away game, Yao was a warrior, looked like he was going out with a knee injury, he refused to make it all the way to the locker room, came back and handled business! It's looking like we're finally growing into our own.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2331 on: May 05, 2009, 11:14:19 AM »
rox defense is whoa. lakers can't even set up a good offensive play :tama-mad: :tama-mad:

gotta luv  bloody Battier :grin: :grin:


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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2332 on: May 05, 2009, 12:57:17 PM »
Lakers' rust after not playing for a whole week really showed tonight.  When Bynum had two quick fouls in the first, I had a feeling there would be some trouble.  Add to that Kobe's fever/sore throat and it's no big surprise to me that they shot such a low percentage.  Didn't help that no one else could make a shot either.  Of course, when Kobe had a bad shooting game last series with 5 for 19, he came back the next game with something like 60%.  I'm going to say Lakers in 6.

The Rockets are sooo lucky that Yao's knee injury wasn't anything serious.  They still have a decent lineup without him with lots of quickness, but they still need the big dude.  This series is going to be physical, as you can tell by Battier looking like that after meeting Vujacic's elbow.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2333 on: May 05, 2009, 01:03:53 PM »
Big UPS to King James.  M-V-P, M-V-P, M-V-P.  He seems like a koo and humble dude. 

Good shit Yao Ming.  Dude said fuck you to his knee and went out there all like a Chan Pon Chan Hero and took care of biz.  Im suprised HOU took it at LA, this series should be interesting.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2334 on: May 05, 2009, 06:50:32 PM »
The Lakers deserved to lose that one. Horrible. :thumbdown:
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2335 on: May 06, 2009, 04:09:24 AM »
The shit. No doubt. Aaron Brooks looks like he just came outta Jr. High, fucking need Sasha gashing his face in!!


      
The Bigs won't go cold Game 2. Shit that was fucked up rust, fucking Yao pulling the Anti-Paul Pierce. Mad props to him.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2336 on: May 07, 2009, 08:03:11 AM »
Kobe going straight Brahma Bull and dropping the Elbow like he was The Rock, god damn.  First Yao Ming acting Stone Cold saying Fuck you knee imma play.. then Kobe giving The ROX the Eyebrow all, "get the fuck out of my ring bitch".. This series been Old School WWF-style Hype, cant wait for game 3

Edit:  CAVS playing Cruisin usa to the finals
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2337 on: May 07, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »
WWF is right.  Game 1 even got Battier lookin' like he bladed.

Let it be known, I called it.  Kobe came out looking beastly in game 2 after shooting badly in game 1.  59% shooting, anyone?  That was a ridiculous play off the backboard to himself in the last quarter.

Also as I predicted, this is physical basketball.  A bunch of technical fouls and two ejections?  Crazy stuff, especially with Fish being hit with a flagrant-2!

What I didn't predict however, was that Yao would have the worst +/- on his team, while Hayes and Landry were probably the most effective.  Aside from Kobe going all Black Mamba on their asses, 16 assists to 19 turnovers for the Rockets was what really killed them.  Only 3 Lakers that played didn't have any steals.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2338 on: May 07, 2009, 06:40:20 PM »
Oh yea, it was mos def a physical game 2, but the Lakers got it, Black Mamba was doing it!
DFish lowered the boom on Scola, letting him know whats up, mang, you on permanent notice now.
Unfortunately, thats gonna mean no DFish for game 3, and the boobirds and hatorade is gonna be in full force in Houston.
Artest getting in Kobe's face, and then getting tossed out... priceless.
Come on, Whoretest, you ain't got nothing on Kobe, and if you did get an elbow in your neck, them the breaks.

On the other side though, the Magic just rolled over and gave it up to the Celts... sad shit, mang.
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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2339 on: May 08, 2009, 05:20:03 AM »
I'll make a bold statement now ^^

Cleveland will be NBA champions, I'm not sure who they will meet in the final, maybe Denver. and the score will be 4-2 ^^

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